Exit log
These are found at almost every level. Walk into these and you will be in for an unpleasant surprise, as David Beaty is sure to penetrate the log with his big fat dick making no way out except through his suffocating urethra.There is one of these in every level except for boss levels, where Beaty himself can be found masturbating onto copies of the Naked Pilot, what he refers to as a "book signing."
They are always found at the end of the level. Usually behind a gate or a obstacle like a Black Lives Matter protest.